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themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

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enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

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Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross

taywad:

carpe diem is an anagram for creampied

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

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i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Kylie showing us how to properly use the mic stand at the Anti-Tour during ‘Disco Down’ (2012)

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